RP: Scourge's Jailbreak

The following is a transcript of a RP by Powerwing-Amber and myself ^_^ It's meant to follow the events of Sonic #196. It's a hypothetical story of what would happen if Scourge used his one phone call to call Light ^^ Please see the description below. Enjoy!

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Scourge: ::dials::
Malestra: Hello?
Scourge: o_o Hey, babe... I thought I called Giggles' cel.
Malestra: He's getting his hair done. ^^ I'm holding it for him.
Scourge: Well.... I got a little problem...
Malestra: A problem?! ~ Scourgy are you okay??
Scourge: o_o I'm fine, babe... but I need to talk to Giggles...
Malestra: Oh, okay. I'll go see if his head is out of the drying thingy. Kiss, kiss!
Scourge: Err..... ::whispers:: Kiss, kiss, babe....
Malestra: What? o.o I can't hear you.
Scourge: o_o; ::says it a little louder:: Kiss, kiss...
Malestra: Aww! "^-^" Hee hee!   I'll go see now.
:::some snickers are heard in various cells:::
Scourge: D<
Light: He's just lucky they just now took the curlers out. *clears his throat* ^-^ Hello, Green Pi, what brings you to converse with yours truly? ^_^
Scourge: Hey, Giggles.... eheh.... Gettin' yer hair done, huh?
Light: Yes. ^.^ Why do you sound so nervous, Green Pi? The blood level in your voice box seems to have raised significantly.
Scourge: What the hell? You can hear *that*?! o_O
Light: *giggles* Oh, of course! ^-^ Because your voice pitch has become higher and faster. A clear sign of nervousness and stress.
Scourge: ::coughs:: Well..... I got a little problem.... ¬_¬
Light: Well, don't you always? ^^
Some jailed guy: Talking to yer boyfriend, Scourgie?
Scourge: ::turns and growls at the the guy:: >[~ SHADDUP!!
Light: How rude, Green Pi!
Scourge: I wasn't talkin' to you, Giggles ¬_¬
Light: *giggle* ^-^ Well, what's your 'little' problem?
Scourge: Well.... don't kill me...... but I'm kinda...... >_< in jail.....
Light: Oh, Green Pi.... *shakes head*
Scourge: It ain't my fault! >< These guys got no sense of humor!
Light: What did you do, Green Pi?
Scourge: Well, ya know my little "King Adventures?" ......
Light: You're still doing that? ¬.¬
Scourge: Not anymore....... >_< It didn't end so good......
Light: Well, yeah. You're in jail. ^.^ What did you expect would happen?
Scourge: I thought I'd........ ¬_¬ take over the multiverse.....
Light: *giggles*  ^-^ You, Green Pi?!
Scourge: Yeah, me! >(
Light: *giggles loudly* Wow! ^-^ It was even funnier the second time you said it.
Scourge: >( Would you just come bail me out, already?!
Light: Hmm... I'm not sure, Green Pi. ^_^ Have you learned your lesson?
Scourge: Yeah.......
Light: I don't think you have. ^^
Scourge: I have! >(
Light: Can you wait for a moment? ^_^
Scourge: Like I got a choice... ¬_¬
Light: Okie-dokie. ^-^ I shall see you later, Green Pi!
Scourge: Wait.... when's later? o_o
::hone is dead:::
Scourge: ::slams the phone down:: >( :unches the cell's forcefield barrier:: D< RRRRGH!!
Not-so-silent Bob the Guard: Oh, shut up and behave yourself!
Scourge: D< ::fires a blast at the guard, but it just bounces around the cell and hits Scourge:: DX AUGH!!
:::laughs from various places:::
Scourge: x.x ::crawls to the bed and sits on it:: X( Giggles is prob'ly gonna leave me here for years.....
Bob: Chow time, jailbait! *puts food tray through slot*
Scourge: ::growls and picks up the tray, sniffing it:: Is this chili? D< You gave me chili with no hotdog?! Is this some kinda torture or somethin'?! >[
Bob: Oh, silly me. I forgot. *throws a chunk of bread through the slot*
Scourge: That ain't a hotdog!! >O ::eats:: This is gross! It's cold!!! ::eats more:: This is the most nasty thing I ever ate! ::keeps eating, anyway::
Bob: *ignores*
Scourge: :icks up the bread off the floor and eats it:: Hey, I'm still hungry!! >(~
Bob: *ignores*
Scourge: ::throws the bowl at the barrier:: I'm talkin' to you!!! D< What'cha tryin' to do, starve me?!
Bob: *pushes a button to mute the sounds coming from Scourge's cell*
Scourge: ::yells and curses and spin-attacks the barrier:: >[~
:::Nothing happens!:::
Scourge: :ants and sits on the bed again:: X(~
:::About five hours pass... Perhaps now is the time for someone in the Sonic universe to arrive and say a bunch of crap?:::
Scourge: ::is lying on the bed:: 57 bottles of beer on the wall... 57 bottles of beer! Take one down...... drink it, myself.... 56 bottles of beer on the wall... X(~
Sonic: ::walks up and knocks on the barrier::  
Scourge: ::looks up:: >( What're you doin' here?!
Sonic: I thought I heard someone dying in here. I thought I better check it out ^^
Bob: *picks his nose*
Scourge: Just let me rot in peace! D<
Sonic: You've only been in here a few hours
Sonic: That was pretty good, huh? How I tricked you into turning back to normal ::laughs:: Good times eh, Scourge? I'm almost gonna miss it
Scourge: How about you let me out an' we can relive it? >]
Sonic: Heh heh No can do! ^^ But nice try
:::A little rainbow charm floats above Sonic's head.:::   
Scourge: Hey, what the hell's that? o_O
Rainbow: *floats and twirls*
Sonic: Eh? ::looks up:: =O ::tries to grab it::
Rainbow: *floats slightly out of his reach*
Sonic: ::jumps for it::
Scourge: o_o  Now that's just weird....
Rainbow: *floats away and towards the spooky shadows...*
Sonic: ::follows it hypnotically:: @.@
::nce he enters the shadows... some horrible violent noises are heard:::
Scourge: o_o I'd know that carnage anywhere!
Bob: *looks over* O_O WHAT THE F..UUUAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *explosion hits his face*
Scourge: >D
:::A mysterious cloaked figure appears in front of Scourge's cell.:::
Scourge: What took you so damned long? I almost starved to death!
Light: *shows his face* ^_^ I had to finish my hair appointment.
Scourge: It took *that* long?! >[
Light: Hair appointments are serious business. ^-^ *teleports inside and looks around* Eww... this place is a pigsty...
Scourge: If I'da known you were comin' I would'a spruced it up ¬_¬
Light: And what have those brutes been feeding you? ^.^ *sniffs the bowl* This stuff is unacceptable! It has artifical colors and ingredients in it! And do I dare detect... high fructose corn syrup!?!? *gasps!*
Scourge: Yeah, I know! The horror, huh? X( It didn't even have a damn hotdog in it.....
Light: That would have been worse. ^.^
Scourge: Can we just get outta here? ¬_¬
Light: First thing's first, Green Pi. ^^
Scourge: What first things? >[
Light: Well, you told me you got into this mess due to your 'King Adventures', yes? ^_^
Scourge: Yeah.... ¬_¬
Light: Everytime you go on one of these 'adventures', you wear my fondue pot lid. ^^ Heaven only knows why... Anyway, I'd like that back, please. I'll have to disinfect it.
Scourge: o_o Uhh....... about that....
Light: Hmm?
Scourge: I don't exactly..... have it.....
Light: Oh? ^^ You didn't wear it after all?
Scourge: No.... I wore it.... ::fidgits::
Light: Green Pi, you're getting nervous. What happened? ^.^
Scourge: SONIC DID IT!!! O_O
Light: Did what?
Scourge: Broke yer lid....... >_<
Light: ^_^ ..... ..... ......
Scourge: o_o It's really kind of a funny story.....
Light: Green Pi....
Scourge: o_o .... It's just a lid.....
Light: A lid that just so happened to go to a set... A $250 dollar set......
Scourge: >_< Why do you always gotta buy such expensive stuff....?
Light: Because I can afford the best in quality things... *knife sheen!*
Scourge: Now, Giggles..... Let's not do anything we're gonna regret... o_o ::backs up::
Light: What do you mean 'we'? *steps forward*
Scourge: Well.... I guess I already do.... ::backs up more:: o__o
Light: Come hither, Green Pi! For thy punishment is NIGH! *psychotic glare!*
Scourge: DX AAAHHH!! Cruel and unusual punishment!! ::backs into the wall:: X(~
:::This scene must be censored for horrific scenes of violence and gore...:::
Scourge: x_x
:::Five more hours go by with Scourge pinned to his cell wall via Light's knife...:::
Scourge: X(~ ::yanks at it::
Light: *reappears in the cell again*
Scourge: X(~ Urrrrgh...!!! ::struggles::
Light: Green Pi.
Scourge: ::droops and pants:: X(~
Light: Green Pi, ears up and listen! ^.^
Scourge: ::looks:: ~
Light: Mal chan is worried sick about you, so... I must bring you home. ^^
Scourge: X(~ I wanna... go home.....
Light: That is exactly what I said. ^_^
Scourge: X[~ ::yanks at the knife:: You really got it stuck this time....
Light: Oh, quit being a big baby. ^.^ *yanks it out easily* Now, let us mosey. ^^
Scouge: o.@ Uurk! ::heals::
Light: *sniffs* And umm, Green Pi?
Scourge: What....? ¬_¬
Light: You need a bath. ^.^ Seriously!
Scourge: Oh yeah? >[ Well, yer hair looks the same as it always does!
Light: *knife sheen* I'm sorry, Green Pi, I don't believe I heard you correctly.
Scourge: o_o I mean.... it looks a lot curlier an' fluffier than usual....
Light: ^-^ Of course it does. *slaps his cheek*
Scourge: >[ Did you just slap me?
Light: Did that not register the first time? ^^
Scourge: ¬_¬ Let's go.......
Light: *flicks his ear* Yes, let's! ^-^
Scourge: :ins his ears back: >( Stop that!
Light: And if I don't? ^_^
Scourge: I'll get mad >[
Light: There's a shocker. ^-^ When are you not?
Scourge: Hmm... I'm always mad when yer around >[ I wonder why....
Light: *giggles* ^^ But without me, you'd be trapped in here forever! ^-^
Scourge: An' you'd be soooooo bored without me.
Light: Doubtful. ^^ I've always found entertainment long before I met you.
Scourge: Eh, once you've had me around, ya can't go back, I'm tellin' ya.
Jail dude: Oooohh!
Scourge: ::growls:: D< HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Light: *giggles* ^-^ I think that's our cue to mosey on out of here.
Scourge: ::fuming:: >(~
Light: Back to home!  ^-^  *disappears with him*
Jail dude: Hey! Can you get me out of here too? Huh? Hello? ..... HELLO!?
Scourge: ::looks around and sighs in relief::
Light: *removes his cloak in a flash* ^_^ Well... that was certainly... interesting.
Scourge: Interesting?! ><
Light: Did Green Pi have lots of fun in jail? ^-^
Scourge: NO! >(
Malestra: *whimper!* D*= *runs to Scourge and tackle-glomps him, sending them both through the wall*
Light: *sigh* Not again...
Scourge: Babe! ::hits the wall:: Oof!! XP~