Deviation Actions
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It took me long enough, right? 
This was an epic battle between Shadz and Shad-chan from a RP I did long ago with ~Powerwing-Amber ^-^ Shadz (clone 
) is the one with the chopsticks and Shad-chan (original 
) is the one with the spork 
They're best friends now, though, but they still like to spar =3Shadow's design is (c) Sega
Shad-chan's personality is (c) ~Powerwing-Amber
Shadz' personality is (c) myself
i know this is 12 years old but i'mma do this anyway with my girl eris....
setting... Authentic Japanese restaurant. Eris excuses herself to use the Ladies room why the boys sit down and have at the Sukiyaki Hot Pot. she comes back after five minutes to find the two of them fighting with there utensils like little five year old hoglets....
Eris: Shadow, Shadz stop playing with your UTENSILS RIGHT NOW!
Shadow: He started it!
Shadz: I did not you did you you faker!
Shadow: Did not you jerk!
Shadz: Did so you black rat!
Shadow: Pincushion!
Shadz: DRAMA QUEEN!
Shadow: YOUR THE DAMNED DRAMA QUEEN SHADZ!
Eris:
... you know what forget... just forget it... i ain't dealing with it. i'm just gonna sit here ignore you both and eat like a LADY! NOT LIKE A COUPLE OF DAMNED BRAT FIGHTING OVER WHATEVER IT IS YOUR FIGHTING OVER! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING ABOUT THIS TIME ANYWAY?!
Shadow & Shadz: HE TOOK THE LAST OF THE BEEF BEFORE I COULD GET IT!
Waiter: *Walks over hearing the commotion* All this over one little bit of meat?
Eris: 
what can i say, my boys love their meat. surprise the didn't take from my bowl.
Shadow: YOU UNGRATEFUL BACK STABBING DOUBLE! THIS IS THE THANKS I GET FOR ALLOWING YOU TO COME WITH ME AND MY WIFE!
Shadz: WIFE!? HA! WHAT THAT RAINBOW WANNABE SEES IN YOU I WOULD NEVER KNOW YOU BLACK FACE NINIE!
Eris: HEY! WATCH IT SHADZ! YOU KNOW THEM FIGHTING WORDS TO ME YOU DAMN IDJIT!
Shadow: STAY OUT OF THIS ERIS!
Eris: BUT HE JUST CALLED ME...
Shadz: JUST STAY OUT OF IT!
Eris: 
Waiter: Ma'am do you think you could try and get them under control please. their bothering the other customers.
Eris: I would... but they said to stay out.... *before she could finish her sentence Shadow steps on the edge of the table follow by Shadz and it goes flipping over sending the Sukiyaki and tea all over. her bowl lands on her head covering her in hot broth, noodles and veggies. Shadow now has Shadz in a headlock with his spork pointed at Shadz face when they look up at Eris who was soak and covered in her bow of Sukiyaki. she looks at the two in surprise shock blinking a few times till she removes the bow off her head and grabs the spatula that was close by. she slowly stands up getting fired up.
...
BOTH. OF. YOU. ARE. DEAD! THIS WAS A 1500$ KIMONO YOU JACKASSES! NOW YOUR BOTH GONNA PAY FOR IT!
ULTIMATE ATTACK! SPATULA OF FORBIDDEN DOOM!
*Eris pounces the two hedgehogs catching them off guard as a look of...oh shit we're dead...
...
Shadow: Eris... love...wait...
Shadz: Eris please....
*Eris grabs the both of them and starts beating the shit out of them.*
YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY FOR A NEW KIMONO YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BRATS! BY THE TIME I'M THREW WITH THE TWO OF YOU NOT EVEN YOUR DAMNED FATHERS WILL RECOGNIZE THE TWO OF YOU! AND YOU SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD NO BETTER THAN TO ACT LIKE A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD HOGLET! 
*after ten minutes the waiter has them thrown out and banned from the restaurant for life. Eris gets up and looks at the two glaring at them
.....
Shadow: Eris...love...i'm sorry....But he....
Shadz: Y-yeah... about...the...rainbow...
Eris: SHUT. UP. RIGHT NOW. THE BOTH OF YOU! YOUR BOTH IN SO MUCH SHIT! HOW COULD YOU EMBARRASS ME LIKE THAT! NOT ONLY IS MY KIMONO RUINED BUT I BEEN BANNED FROM MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT!
*she grabs the both of the by their foot and drags them off down the road and back to the hotel.
(Since we don't know what happened in your guy's RP i figured i'd do my own take on things with my OC Eris who is Shadows wife. xD hope you don't mind xD)